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jay, novice human ([personal profile] 10billionghosts) wrote2020-10-09 08:25 pm
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PERUVIAN DARKNESS POWDER
WHAT'S UP
Xavier Lewis gets a letter from a relative of theirs who has a mean sense of humor. When they open the envelope in the halls of the lodge, Peruvian Darkness Powder bursts out, blanketing the area in magical darkness! The inconvenience lasts an hour, and Lumos and Incendio don’t do anything to help.
CHARACTER A walks in with their friend, and grabs their friend’s hand so they don’t lose them… only to walk out and find they’re actually holding hands with Riley Stamper. How embarrassing.

CHARACTER B trips and crashes into CHARACTER C in the darkness, ends up banging their face against a wall, and getting a bloody nose!

CHARACTER D is startled by CHARACTER E who was creeping around in the darkness “singing” the Jaws theme.
HOW THIS WORKS
If you're looking to get hurt and go completely insane, have I got the place for you. New York's Hottest New Club is The Lodge But It's Dark For An Hour. Located in a giant magical log cabin in the woods of northern Utah, this place has everything: nosebleeds, darkness, gals being pals, 15-and-16-year-olds who haven't slept since last Thursday, my son and an intense feeling of dread for what the future holds. So come on down and grope around in the pitch while also possibly inhaling the same magical powder that's causing this predicament.

Neither lumos nor incendio work.

The fun begins roundabout lunchtime.

Have fun. Watch out for snakes.
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